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Tuesday, September 25th, 20071. That parking spot that states “reserved?” Yes, that spot is in fact RESERVED. You might wonder who that spot is reserved for, and if you guess ME, you would be correct. Somewhere, someone is paying for that neat little rationed amount of space for me to park. It is there for a reason, and that reason is that I have responsibilities that entails me to need to do something at a certain time and this space helps me do it, on time. Please take it for what it’s worth. The spot does say reserved, but not for you. It’s for me. Please don’t park in my spot, unless of course you are TRYING to make me late. Which brings me to number 2.
2. Why do the slowest drivers insist on driving in the fast lane? Seriously… There are so many slow drivers in the fast lane… Why??? And because of slow people in the fast lane, the fast drivers are always trying to go around in one of the other lanes. I’m not asking these drivers to go 95 in a 55.. But there is no reason to be going 55 in a 65 in the fast lane with barely any cars on the road.
3. Please dont smoke in front of my door. How would you like it if everytime I needed to fart, I stood in front of your store and dropped one? I know there’s no law prohibiting you to smoke in front of my doorway, but it’s consideration. Like I said, I don’t want to fart in your doorway just as much as you don’t want me to, but I will if I have to smell your fucking second-hand nicotine one more time.
4. Please teach your kids some class. So many times people confuse class with money. YOU DON’T NEED MONEY TO HAVE CLASS. I’m not going to elaborate on this one. Just teach your kids things they should know, the things that you don’t need money or school to learn. Just teach them that much. Manners would be nice too, but I’m not going push it.
Let the week begin.