Archive for April, 2007

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Today, gizmodo posted of a product as follows. I don’t know about anyone else, but my little pampered pup would be scared shitless of this vibrating “massager.” I highly doubt it would feel good as runs around furiously trying to get away from this monster with teeth on the exterior that will eat him alive.

Total Health Vibrating Pet Massager: Give Your Pet a Good Time

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Hot on the heels from last week’s dog juice catcher canine sex toy comes this vibrating pet massager. In a tasteful FootSpa aqua color, this 4.5-inch bone-shaped device apparently soothes sore muscles, relaxes, and enhances the bond between pet and owner. As do regular visits to the park, a bowl of food and a bit of attention.

The blurb also says that the gizmo stimulates oil glands to give your pup a healthier coat. Let’s hope that they’re the only glands the $5.95 Pet Massager does its work on, otherwise I foresee a nation of Dogs Gone Wild if they are denied a daily happy finish.

Product Page [Puppy's Place via UberGizmo]

And here is a picture of my little monster. Yes, he is half cat.