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Verizon’s new netbook launches tomorrow, with mobile broadband access built in!

It is going to be awesome.

I, for one, will be staying up until midnight to order mine.

From Budget Babe’s Site

• Work ID Badge (for employee access)
• Digital Camera
• Make up bag with essentials (lotion, chapstick, lip tint, mascara, etc-etc)
• Business cards
• Keys (Eeyore keychain, USB micro sd card reader, 8GB Flash card)
• COACH wallet
• Cell phone #1 and #2 (personal and work phone, respectively)
• PoGo bluetooth printer
• Card case from Forever 21
• Homer Simpson figurine
• Hannah Montana: The Movie ticket stubs
• Extra micro sd card

And the bag itself: COACH satchel

Man, what a funny word, and so precise it captures the essence of a hooker. Ghai tao. Hahahaha. Damn you, Mr. Ocean. I will never forget this. Leave your sketchy friends at home.

THERE.

I said it.

But only because I watched someone else have a far shittier day than I.
Misery loves company, and I am surrounded by it.

I have said it before and I will say it again:

I censor 90% of the things I write on this blog due to confidentiality agreements (gag orders) and the audience this blog entertains.

I wonder why some people suck of much.

I’m a very negative person. Whoever can appreciate that shares a part of my soul.

My brother called me today to ask me if I could get them a better deal on their upgrades. Apparently he ordered 4 new phones over telesales and extended his contract. I let him know I’m on commission and that he should have gotten them from me. He says he doesn’t like the low end phones he got. I tell him I’m not going to do the exchange. He gets stuck and agrees that he will ship them back and get nicer phones from me. I send him some sharp text messages about how he didn’t think about his little sister first when she works as a sales representative for the major wireless carrier that he currently has. His wife calls me and tells me that I’ve deeply hurt my brother and that if I want she can return those phones and get it from me. She also tells me that she made the purchase without my brother knowing and hinted at how fucking clueless my brother is about everything around him and that I should not hold this against him.

Okay. What the hell. Did I not mention to them over dinner, in front of the entire family, where I work and how he can save money on his monthly service bill.

Arghhhh!!! I am so livid right now. What about my feelings, those dipshits.

I will remember this.

Epilogue: its not even about the commission. I would have probably made a total of $5 in my pocket over that sale, hardly anything that I would have blinked an eye over. But the fact that I’ve been in wireless sales since I was 19 makes me really question their perception of my intellectual capacity, considering the fecal verbiage I was fed tonight.